MADE WITH GOOD SH*T

Our Preservation Philosophy

Preserved with a gentle, plant-based system (<1%) derived from sugar cane and coconut.

No harsh preservatives. No toxic additives. No unnecessary ingredients. Just what’s needed to keep your wipes safe, stable, and kind to skin.

Why these ingredients are here (used in <1% amounts, on purpose)

Decyl Glucoside, (<1%)

Coconut-derived, ultra-gentle cleanser

What it does:

Lifts away sweat, odor, and surface residue

Why we use it:

This is a non-ionic surfactant derived from coconut and glucose that cleans effectively without stripping the skin. It’s widely used in sensitive-skin and baby products because it’s mild, non-irritating, and non-toxic.

Caprylyl Glycol (<1%)

Plant derived preservative & skin conditioner

What it does:

Helps prevent the growth of bacteria, yeast, and mold

Why we use it:

Any water-based product needs protection against microbial growth. Caprylyl Glycol is a plant-derived ingredient that keeps wipes safe and fresh without harsh preservatives, while also supporting skin hydration.

Levulinic Acid (<1%)

Sugar-cane–derived preservative

What it does:

Supports preservation and formula stability

Why we use it:

Derived from renewable plant sources, Levulinic Acid helps prevent microbial contamination and supports a longer, safer shelf life — without irritating sensitive skin.

Sodium Levulinate (<1%)

Plant-derived preservative salt

What it does:

Enhances preservation while remaining skin-friendly

Why we use it:

This ingredient works alongside Levulinic Acid to create a gentle, broad-spectrum preservation system, ensuring wipes stay clean and safe — not just when manufactured, but every time you use them.

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100% BAMBOO FIBERS

100% BAMBOO FIBERS

BIODEGRADABLE & COMPOSTABLE

BIODEGRADABLE & COMPOSTABLE

CERTIFIED Cruelty-Free

CERTIFIED Cruelty-Free

INFUSED WITH PRUFIED NZ WATER

INFUSED WITH PRUFIED NZ WATER

FRAGRANCE & ALCOHOL FREE

FRAGRANCE & ALCOHOL FREE

NO SULFATES, PARABENS, OR Formaldehyde

NO SULFATES, PARABENS, OR Formaldehyde

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NO PLASTIC FILLERS. EVER.
NO PLASTIC FILLERS. EVER.
NO PLASTIC FILLERS. EVER.
NO PLASTIC FILLERS. EVER.
NO PLASTIC FILLERS. EVER.
NO PLASTIC FILLERS. EVER.
NO PLASTIC FILLERS. EVER.
NO PLASTIC FILLERS. EVER.
NO PLASTIC FILLERS. EVER.
NO PLASTIC FILLERS. EVER.
NO PLASTIC FILLERS. EVER.
NO PLASTIC FILLERS. EVER.
NO PLASTIC FILLERS. EVER.
NO PLASTIC FILLERS. EVER.
NO PLASTIC FILLERS. EVER.
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LIP & SKIN STAIN WIPES FAQ

WHAT THE F*CK ARE LIP & SKIN STAIN WIPES?

It’s the wipe you didn’t know you needed until you looked in the mirror and thought,

“Why do I still look like I murdered a glass of cabernet?”

This is a targeted stain-removal wipe designed to lift highly pigmented foods, drinks, and long-wear makeup off lips and skin — without scrubbing your face off.



WHAT CAN I USE IT FOR?

Oh, buckle up.

• Red wine lips

• Espresso mustaches

• Long-wear lipstick that refuses to clock out

• Lip stains that survived your breakup

• Tomato sauce splatter

• Berries (why are they so aggressive?)

• Turmeric fingers

• Soy sauce drips

• BBQ sauce crimes

• Chocolate around your mouth (we don’t judge)

• Foundation on shirt collars

• Self-tanner streak emergencies

• Kid art on your hands

• Post-makeout lipstick chaos

If it stains.

If it lingers.

If a baby wipe just smears it around?

This is your girl.

WHEN WOULD I ACTUALLY NEED THIS?

When pigment chooses violence.

Specifically:

• At a wine tasting when your lips turn cabernet-purple

• After red wine at dinner and you catch your reflection in the bathroom mirror

• Post-espresso martini mustache

• After eating curry that dyed your fingertips yellow

• When you cut beets and now look like you committed a small crime

• Turmeric anything (why is it permanent?)

• Bolognese splatter on your mouth

• Soy sauce drips that linger

• Buffalo wings + orange fingers

• Flamin’ Hot Cheetos evidence

• Blue raspberry candy tongue

• Cherry popsicles

• Pomegranate juice

• Sangria

• Acai bowls

• Dark berries that stain your lips like a Victorian novel

• Highly pigmented cocktails (looking at you, neon margaritas)

• After testing 6 lipsticks at Sephora

• Long-wear matte lipstick that survived dinner, drinks, and a personality shift

• Lip stains that claim to last 24 hours (and do)

• Reapplying lipstick over old pigment and it starts to look… layered

If it leaves behind color that a normal wipe just smears around?

That’s your cue.

IS THIS JUST A BABY WIPE?

Absolutely not.

Baby wipes are for gentle cleanups.

This is for pigment warfare.

It’s formulated to break down stubborn color molecules that cling to lips, skin, and fingertips — without stripping or burning.

WILL IT REMOVE LONG-WEAR LIPSTICK?

Yes.

The “24-hour, won’t-budge, survives-the-apocalypse” kind.

No sandpaper required.

CAN I USE IT BEFORE A REAPPLY?

Please do.

It gives you a clean, even base so your next lipstick application doesn’t look like layered regret.



IS IT SAFE FOR LIPS?

Absolutely.

It’s made specifically for lip + surrounding skin use.

Gentle enough for your mouth area. Strong enough to handle cabernet-level drama.

(External use only. Let’s not eat the wipe.)

WILL IT DRY OUT MY LIPS?

Nope!

No tight, crusty aftermath.

It removes stain while helping maintain balance so you’re not left feeling stripped.

CAN I KEEP THESE IN MY PURSE?

You absolutely should.

They are:

• Date-night insurance

• Dinner-party damage control

• Wedding survival tools

• First-impression savers

• “Oh no, I just met my ex” wipes

CAN I USE THESE IF I HAVE NO TIME (OR PATIENCE)?

DUH! that’s kind of the point.

They’re designed for real life, not 12-step routines or moral pressure.

ARE THEY SCENTED?

NO ADDED FRAGRANCES!

Any scent comes from the ingredients themselves, not overpowering fragrances. You’ll smell “clean,” not “perfume aisle.”

WILL THEY DRY OUT MY SKIN?

No.

The formula includes moisturizing ingredients to help skin feel clean, soft, and comfortable — not tight, stripped, or regretful.

ARE THEY FLUSHABLE?

No. Please don’t flush them.

Our wipes are durable, effective, and designed for skin — not plumbing. Dispose of used wipes in the trash.

CAN I THROW THIS IN MY COMPOST?

Absolutely.

Our wipes are made with compostable materials, so they can go straight into your compost when you’re done.

CAN I THROW THIS IN THE TRASH?

Also, Absolutely.

If composting isn’t an option, tossing it in the trash is perfectly fine. We support realistic sustainability.

IS THE PACKAGING RECYCLABLE?

Yes.

The outer packaging and sticker lid is recyclable. We recommend checking your local recycling guidelines to make sure it’s accepted in your area.